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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:15
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
No go.
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
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